Dan’s Blog

Okay, so I only watched 10 minutes of the Bachelor, but I’ll tell you this: Moana is “America’s Sweetheart”. Like that lady in a different Bachelor season whose family member died during the filming, thereby forcing her to cancel a precious date. I think the Bachelor — maybe his name was Bob? Maybe he’s “reality TV famous”, and married a soap star? — felt that going to a family funeral was a sign that she wasn’t serious about dating him. It was also kind of a downer, and it took away from his camera time. That lady — whose name I can’t remember — now she was also “America’s Sweetheart”, but America has a short attention span and is constantly in need of new sweethearts. And now it’s Moana’s turn.